Dolly and Gaby were wheeling their wheelbarrow through the cornfields and collecting corn cobs. Later they would sell them to the villagers on the farm. An easy way to make money. None of the villagers liked to go to the cornfields because it was a cruising area for the “naughty”. Everyone who didn’t fit in with everyday life met here.
Dolly: I think I saw someone between the leaves!?
Gaby: that’s that weird assistant of Lord Marco, he hunts strangers
Dolly: are we strange too?
Gaby: to him yes, but not to us
Dolly: look there he goes! grab him!
They grabbed the assistant and pushed him to the ground, Dolly put her knee on him and Gaby came running with a few freshly picked corn cobs
A scream followed and was audible all the way to the villagers.
Further into the village Carlos and Miranda were walking with their pram and little Amanda who was now a week old was amazed. The colourful and fragrant flora and fauna had a great effect on the baby. Carlos brought them to the pond and saw the opportunity to visit Lord Herby..
Lord Herby: I have new crops for you..
Carlos: I actually came for something else
Lord Herby: what then?
Carlos: milk, I understood from Loco Mario that I had to come to you for this
Lord Herby: listen Carlos, one has already died because of me because he was caught and then crucified after first being tortured by the creation of Lord Marco
Carlos: but I have a plan
Lord Herby: at your own risk, because I will not guarantee you if something goes wrong.
Carlos: don’t stress, I know what I’m going to do
With three jerry cans on either side Carlos walked back to Miranda and the baby and they went to their lodge.
Miranda: ok, we have enough milk now, what’s the plan?
Carlos: we’re going to infect the whole village and lure the ghosts out of their tents, causing chaos and then Lord Marco gets stressed
Miranda: and then we can escape?
Carlos: sort of, but we need a few extra hands.
Miranda: maybe we can gather a few allies from the cornfield. There are some crazy people there I understand.
Carlos: they’re not crazy, they’reβ¦different..
The next morning
In his laboratory Lord Marco was busy defining his creation but he didn’t see Timothy anywhere. A little later he came in, badly bruised and with bruises.
Lord Marco: what happened to you?
Timothy: they molested me in the cornfield
Lord Marco: who?
Timothy: two girls they stuck corn in me
Lord Marco: oh my, and you couldn’t do anything back?
Timothy: there were two of them
Lord Marco (snapping his fingers): I don’t need you either!!
From all sides the other assistants came out and grabbed Timothy and pushed him into the oven..while Timothy was being roasted alive and was screaming in pain Lord Marco spoke up and addressed his assistants
Lord Marco: fellow gardeners! See here the weakness of this idiot. We will put him on the menu later and feed him to the people.
The gardeners formed took the burnt corpse out of the oven and cut him into pieces. The peanut sambal was also made and the atjar had already been taken out of the fridge. The smell of home-made kroepoek mingled with the charred corpse of Timothy. Everything was neatly draped on a plate. Special satay with a deadly hot touch!. And then loaded onto a cart towards the Grand Lodge. Lord Marco had also advised vegetables and he beamed with pleasure..
Lord Marco: dust to dust, ashes to ashes..
In the meantime, Dolly and Gaby had finished selling their corn cobs and went for the next catch. With their pink wheelbarrow they penetrated deep into the tangle of the almost endless rows of corn. Further on they saw someone sleeping on the ground.
Dolly: hey look that’s crazy Daisy
Gaby: Heyyy Daisy!!
The girl woke up and then put on her clothes. Crazy Daisy always slept naked. And here she could do that luckily.
Crazy Daisy: hey gurls! Any crazy experiences lately?
Crazy Daisy: how are you going to do that. The gardeners are all-powerful here on the farm.
Dolly: but they’re old-fashioned!
Gaby: they’re against nudity!
Dolly: they’re against gay!
Crazy Daisy: they’re against us!!
Dolly: they are too indoctrinated by bullshit!
Gaby: They need to repent! So we need to find a corrupt resident who’s going to help us.
Dolly: some kind of accomplice..
A rustling sounded between the leaves of the corn plants. Carlos was standing face to face with the three strange girls. Before anything else could happen he reassured the girls.
Carlos: calma..i’m on your sideβ¦
I secretly heard what you just said. Sorry about that but I want to offer myself as a collaboration. My wife and newborn daughter want to leave this area. So if you can help???
Carlos: Puta Madre! What!?!! But I have milk and we can exorcise the ghosts from our lodges. Then everyone will be safe again.
Crazy Daisy: but not about the troubles of Lord Marco and his assistants.
Carlos: the gardeners..
Gaby: Crazy things happen in the Grand Lodge. In the laboratory behind, people are prepared and made into recipes. Fed to our people during lunch during the meetings in the large reading room.
Crazy Daisy: and even exhibited during performances.
Dolly: that’s why we have to solve that as soon as possible.
The girls went with Carlos and met Miranda and the baby. The girls loved baby Amanda and promised to protect her for ever. In the Lodge their master plan took shape and form. It was brilliant..
The next morningβ¦
Dolly, Gaby and Crazy Daisy were out early. They had extra deliveries for the residents of the farm and brought them free corn cobs to the door. As a thank you for their loyalty. Carlos was also busy immediately after the daily briefing in the Grand Lodge. It was a clever plan and perfectly matched the girls’ plan.
Meanwhile, the gardeners gathered in the lab to hear what their chief had to say. The co-assistants were not alone. Lord Herby was there too.
Lord Marco: Dear gardeners, our friend Lord Herby has told me that there is a traitor in the village and that he wants to cause a commotion. Fortunately, we know who it is and it is up to you to fetch their wife and child..
While he was speaking, an assistant interrupted him to go to the toilet. His stomach was playing up. And.. then another assistant and then another! The toilet was occupied so some assistants ran outside to relieve themselves there..Some even puked and the fluids were literary coming out of everywhere of their bodies
Everywhere in the village there were sounds of flushing toilets. How strange thought Lord Marco. What is going on here. It seemed like an epidemic. The entire farm was literally shit!
As if that wasn’t enough, the sprinklers in the gardens suddenly turned on. And explosions took place.
It rained rubble and..milk. Lord Marco went outside and saw chaos taking place. He had lost control and didn’t know what he was seeing when beams of light from the ground escaped from the farm like ghosts. His territory had been contaminated with sheep’s milk!
Further on, Dolly, Gaby and Crazy Daisy reunited in Anome Sinned. Carlos also just came in.
Gaby: It worked! They ate the corn..
Dolly: it was baptized in sheep’s milk..
Crazy Daisy: …which caused everyone to have stomach problems afterwards..
Miranda: aha..and because of that the drains underground were contaminated with their feces and vomit and the ghosts went berserkβ¦
Carlos: and in the meantime I sabotaged the sprinklers in the gardens.
Crazy Daisy: I have a secret, I did something too
Dolly: what then?
Crazy Daisy: a note written for Lord Marco in my menstrual blood
Gaby: that’s my girl!
Miranda: well done girl!
Carlos: dear ladies now attention. What are we going to do now. What will be the next steps.
Gaby: we have to take over the farm now, the ghosts have been released so we can now win over a number of residents.
Carlos: not everyone can be trusted so first a lot of tests to check if they are reliable for a possible collaborationβ¦.
Miranda meanwhile stroked Amanda on her head and pondered along. From her window she saw a group of gardeners. They came closerβ¦.
Further away in the lab Lord Marco was reading the letter Crazy Daisy had written:
Dear leader, With my cunt blood I curse your fucking Lodge that we will soon take over. Your absurd behavior is sick to our stomachs. You are a dirty pedophile and a bastard who will be punished with death. We are on the hunt for you and you are going to die π
Then we will expose your corpse naked in the gardens until it decays. But also as a symbol of freedom. with sweet love, C D.
Lord Marco felt anxious and felt a strange feeling for the first time in his life. A feeling of irritating uncertainty and fear took possession of his body. Lord Marco was afraidβ¦
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